Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée....

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 21:29 - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

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By TMI - 04/06/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

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By tmi. - 01/11/2012 13:52 - Australia

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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Scarred for life

By Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

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Nice to know

By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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Selfish

By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 16 June 2014 7:51

Well that's one way to break the ice also how could anyone deserve this?

Whatapuffchild 23

Monday 16 June 2014 7:59

be glad you were the chosen one

Comments

Garagedwella 26

Monday 16 June 2014 23:19

The scene where the the barbershop

Garagedwella 26

Monday 16 June 2014 23:21

The scene where the the barbershop quartet from family guy does a song about the process was the first thing that came to mind when I read this FML lol

warsun 27

Monday 16 June 2014 23:41

Does OP even says his age?

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 17 June 2014 5:21

Oh come on it's not that gross! Good for him for gettin fixed!

elsuperloco68 12

Wednesday 18 June 2014 6:23

I told both my kids they were accidents, and all reality they both were. FML.

the_Jessicaaa 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 8:41

You should be thankful for that educstional health lesson!! lol

SinfulEnd 20

Thursday 19 June 2014 6:18

My dads worse.... He and my doctor got into a big conversation, about how my dad is "Frequently Active" and how condoms are a scam.... Shoulda walked out when I had the chance...