Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to....

By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 12:22 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

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By ssondik - 22/06/2015 00:50 - United States - Hebron

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 16:00

Today, I learned that my friend really can't be trusted to set up a party by herself. The only food she provided was tap water, a single sleeve of saltines, and Kraft singles. The only entertainment was Checkers and the first season of Frasier on DVD. We all pooled $250 for her to do this! What the hell happened!? FML

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By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 12:00

Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML

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Harshing our buzz, man

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 14:00

Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML

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By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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TheRugMan 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

I bet those are some damn good ritz crackers though

roydashious 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

look on the bright side now if the snacks run out you guys have crackers and kool aid

Comments

EcoAirWarrior 7

Wednesday 29 July 2015 0:36

Just scream verbal abuse at anyone who questions or mocks you and no one will dare taunt you again.Assert your dominance immediately or be oppressed; kill or be killled. It's the law of the jungle.

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:03

Why would you bring cool aid and ritz crackers. At least bring a home made cheesecake or chocolates. Hope you didn't show up dressed in a torn t-shirt and things.

StarkWolf_fml 23

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:09

stay classy OP

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:11

Why would you ever think that was appropriate? For any occasion?

cheesetothepower 7

Wednesday 29 July 2015 6:03

It could have been easily presented as something no more formal than a glorified chipotle run #54

Jowisee 29

Wednesday 29 July 2015 21:17

They said garden party. If that is how it was described to them, it is their fault.

zboot 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:13

If it's never appropriate, why do people buy them?

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 6:52

That's just plain funny it sucks but it happens to all of us sorry op

nitrog100 21

Wednesday 29 July 2015 8:08

One could say you were...putting on the Ritz. But seriously, you kind of deserve it. Garden parties are exclusively held and attended by well-to-do white folks. The second you hear garden party, know that you have to bring something pretentious like wine or duck rillette.