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By Anonymous - 30/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I spent practically an hour practicing my acceptance speech in front of the mirror after being nominated for "Employee of the Month." It turns out that they were just reading the names alphabetically, and I wasn’t even in the top five. FML
I agree, your life sucks 319
You deserved it 200

Same thing different taste

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GoogieWithers 22

At least you have a speech for next time.

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GoogieWithers 22

At least you have a speech for next time.

tiptoppc 19

It has one digit and ends with “**** this job, I quit…”