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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Starter656 - 24/12/2017 06:00

Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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WinterChild 20

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:19

Clearly they don't know how to party if they remember one person wasn't drinking.

mattzawesome 28

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:14

The absence of logic is strong in your friends.

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mattzawesome 28

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:14

The absence of logic is strong in your friends.

camogirl2249 19

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:15

It's time to move on to some new company!! I feel ya! I'm the one who doesn't drink in my circle of fiends!

twaring11 11

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:16

I'm not planning on drinking either and my friends are fine with it, if they can't accept you for you then you need new friends!!

crzydave 9

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:16

Next time act drunk before you sit behind the wheel and scare them. it should be funny

MegasaurusRex89 28

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:16

Well, sound like you're friends have been doing a bit *too much* drinking, based on the fact that they can't form logical conclusions.

WinterChild 20

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:19

Clearly they don't know how to party if they remember one person wasn't drinking.

1010110100101101 18

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:19

Stop going over; see how they react

kelciimackk 24

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:21

As long as you're having fun, don't worry about what they think. In the meantime, find new friends who think you're fun no matter what!

iwanttogotoparis 26

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:21

"Friends"

beeferjay 34

Thursday 12 November 2015 7:22

misery loves company blah blah jibberish (incoherent, drunken ramble) let's be friends op, I need a dd like yesterday

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