Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out...

By mildlyconcussed - 10/08/2015 08:32 - Italy - Somma Vesuviana

Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML

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By notanybetter - 08/06/2019 02:00

Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML

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By failedmusician - 03/06/2009 10:06 - New Zealand

Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By SteveBassist - 27/03/2018 15:00

Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML

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By shadybarbie - 29/07/2017 13:00

Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML

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By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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LoZelda123 20

Monday 10 August 2015 17:28

I hope you snatched them back and beat them with them! FYL

danthehuman 29

Monday 10 August 2015 17:33

Since you managed to take the hit, OP, you deserved those drumsticks.

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LoZelda123 20

Monday 10 August 2015 17:28

I hope you snatched them back and beat them with them! FYL

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 10 August 2015 18:05

Stab them in the heart with it, obviously taking it too far but they won't do it again

domolovesyoshi 33

Monday 10 August 2015 20:01

They wont be able to do anything again ever

LoZelda123 20

Tuesday 11 August 2015 0:18

#13: Too many witnesses for that

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 11 August 2015 3:09

32: Stab them too.

jake131000 21

Monday 10 August 2015 17:29

That sucks.

haskell 4

Monday 10 August 2015 19:45

What is wrong with you 15?

tarlax 11

Monday 10 August 2015 19:58

16, I'm no psychologist, but I'm gonna say his issue is having to read stupid pointless generic "omg I'm gonna be #1" comments like 2's.

mds9986 24

Monday 10 August 2015 22:29

15- newsflash: You're on the Internet. People are going to make dumb comments, so stop getting angry over such pointless things. Your comment is actually pretty useless too, which is pretty ironic.

sleepyfires 20

Tuesday 11 August 2015 5:33

That's not irony. That'd be hypocrisy.

guii_fml 24

Monday 10 August 2015 17:30

Well thats the price you have to pay sometimes when going to a concert

JackAtPage 13

Monday 10 August 2015 17:31

It's called hand-eye coordination. Dumb ****.

mds9986 24

Monday 10 August 2015 17:35

Who pissed in your cereal this morning?

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 10 August 2015 17:41

#4 Calm down, sir.

danthehuman 29

Monday 10 August 2015 17:33

Since you managed to take the hit, OP, you deserved those drumsticks.

mds9986 24

Monday 10 August 2015 17:36

Reminds me of that video where a women took a baseball from a little girl who caught it. People are so ******* rude.

shmoooopie 29

Monday 10 August 2015 20:29

I dont know if it was the same video but in the one I saw not only did the woman forcefully snatch the ball from the kid but her friends high fived her and cheered

mds9986 24

Monday 10 August 2015 22:05

Yeah that's the one.

hellnosucka 27

Monday 10 August 2015 17:37

the person next to you is a convenient substitute for the drums. snatch them back and discover your talents.

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 10 August 2015 17:42

That stick is worth fighting for. One does not simply get a black eye without keeping the object as a souvenir... besides it was in your hands.. technically, it is yours to keep.