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By Danno - 01/01/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Nashville

Today, I've been single for so long, I got butterflies when I went on a date. A date with a character in Grand Theft Auto. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

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First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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Understanding

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 06:00

Today, after I met a girl on Tinder I would very much like to date, we finally arranged our first date. As I rushed to my car in my best suit, I had a flat tire. The trains had stopped running, and a taxi to that distance was easily £200. She accused me of being a catfish and blocked my number. FML

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By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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Running gag

By OnTheReceivingEnd - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I tried one of those AI companion simulators, one that's supposed to simulate what it's like to have a girlfriend. I role-played what it would be like to help her with a problem, then drive her home. After doing so, the AI began to act as if it didn't even know me, and asked me to leave. It's uncanny. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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Tenma_Hakase 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:41

How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

mikeyellenlee 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:05

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

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xEPiCFAiLx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 23:47

just ignore that. it's fake, anything could have happened i guess.

iownyou777 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:22

wat a fail this guy is

kaylabeanx 1

Saturday 19 June 2010 6:41

Don't worry, only 2 people accept you on that site anyway

Starquake24 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 18:00

Fake

mikeyellenlee 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:05

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

chad73 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 2:41

maybe you'd have better luck dating in real life if you didn't sit around and play video games so much

Tenma_Hakase 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:41

How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

dmmcintyre3 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 7:08

It's not even randomized in GTA4.

jwp0211 17

Wednesday 8 August 2012 11:20

If I'm correct there are only 6 girls you can date, 3 at a time.

tifferneelee 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:06

i have the game and that doesn't happen. go make up more stories elsewhere

rwac07 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 8:45

it does happen u idiot

matt5217 4

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:39

it happens

Franorox 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:38

It always happens asshole

SkateBoarding 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:23

Your making up stories retard

kaffweenie07 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:17

There are only two or three girls that will accept you and it's not off the bat. It's later in the game. All the other girls are just for show.

knitbitch 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:35

Grand Theft Auto? You deserved that.

nafiul93 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:50

i agree to #3 why wud u be mad at that go outside and talk to chicks in REAL LIFE

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:50

Lol, it's not going to be that easy. No one would buys games if all the plots were easy.

prettygirlsonly 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:06

Im sorry... but... please, come to the real world, i know is unkind, but at least it is FOR REAL...

ddrluna 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:38

Dude... This might be tough to grasp, but, uh... it's a video game. Seriously.

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Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML

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Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML

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Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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Today, $1,000 were stolen from a deposit box to which only I and a coworker have access. I was so nervous during my interrogation that the cop said he had no doubt I was the one who stole the money. I had nothing to do with it. FML

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Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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