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By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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Thursday 24 December 2009 1:09

If you paid for it thats your own fault, I would have made them make me another.

null_fml 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:22

The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.

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princessash 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:37

Ewww. That is REALLY gross. Hopefully you didnt actually pay for it, took it, and ate it. I definately would have said something.

tikimuppet 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:39

I would have refused to pay or demanded another

Thunderbender 2

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:48

Not really an FML. Unless you're disgusting as hell you didnt pay for or eat the pizza, unless you did in which case YDI

oNikkio 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:51

And I just happen to be waiting for a pizza to be delivered to my residence. Lucky me for stumbling upon this.

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:57

YDI FYL ! Merry Christmas and Happy all the other retarded Holidays that people celebrate.

ensemble_coeur 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 2:00

you are so clever

cherylface 13

Thursday 24 December 2009 2:22

And you told the manager and got a free pizza, right? It's not an FML if you have a spine.

zorn___ 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 2:23

You should've called the worker on it, called a health inspector, and got them closed down. :D

ohemmegee 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 3:10

It might have just been the pizza trash? Not like... rotten milk or something thrown in there. It could be a bin of pizza dough that got messed up. I know the local pizza place in my town has one of those. But even if it wasn't, you weren't force fed the pizza. You DID know what happened and had the right to refuse the pizza. More like FTheothercustomersLives, who didn't know if their pizza had been contaminated or not.

Repethetic 25

Wednesday 25 November 2015 13:58

thank you! yes it might be a bin but bins get changed every hour or so in a restaurant and are filled with discarded food anyway! its literally just bits of pizza, and it was the edge anyway so it didn't even touch it!