Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched...

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

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By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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mwschreck 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:09

If you paid for it thats your own fault, I would have made them make me another.

null_fml 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:22

The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.

Comments

dralven 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:00

Probably nothing more than pizza stuff. Probably just remnants of the same stuff that would go on the pizza. It's not like it's an outdoor public trashcan.

MarcTorchbearer 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:01

It's not really worthy of an FML. id just ask for a new pizza.

relyo 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:10

Did you complain to mangement? If not YDI and STFU.

DBkkk 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:18

Ydi for not complaining

LilaBear 1

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:55

I hope you complained and demanded they make you a new one.

Erindub 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 7:00

For the people saying they don't eat food from resturants do you HONESTLY think food from grocery stores is any better? Really? All of that food gets processed in questionable places too!

richzip 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 7:26

I certainly hope you demanded a new pizza, on the house. If not--you totally deserved it.

NorfolkDude 2

Thursday 24 December 2009 7:30

How is this a FML? I would have told that dude I didn't want it. I mean wtf is wrong with you taking it for? I mean are you that fat that you have to eat it even though it's not up to your standards? Man, talk about lost of self control. Get a hold of yourself, son.

JohnnyTheFox 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 8:50

Maybe that trash can is specifically to throw away pizza-related things and thus has nothing more disgusting in it than what you were planning on eating.

Dante_Nakura 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:00

I agree. Those trashcans fill up surprisingly quickly so nothing has any chance to be nasty. All that would be in there is pizza scraps that fall on the table while cutting, ripped cardboard from boxes or other pizza bits.