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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Nikki - 15/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 12:20

I really hope you left the movie and didn't let him to have that satisfaction.

KBeatz 5

Monday 16 July 2012 12:24

As soon as he pulled this stunt you should have left instantly. He is not worth your time, obviously.

Comments

Miooow 16

Monday 16 July 2012 13:10

I hope you sneak out of the theatre without him knowing and when the movie ends, he'll be looking for you everywhere! That'll teach him!

xalba 9

Monday 16 July 2012 13:11

At least you got to see what an ass he is, instead of wasting more time with him on more of these "dates". What a fucken asshole. His loss OP not yours.

sougstad 7

Monday 16 July 2012 13:42

What a douche candle

hockeyoceancity 13

Monday 16 July 2012 17:45

Douche candle... Douche. Candle. First time i hear that one.

gracehi 31

Monday 16 July 2012 20:49

So that's like a douche with a wick in it? Or a candle designed for heating a douche? Or a glow in the dark douche? I'm having trouble visualizing this...

Ugi 26

Monday 16 July 2012 13:47

He was the one that was late - he should have sat at the front and given you the option to either sit with him or take the seat at the back! It's obvious that his priority was the movie rather than your company or even your opinion of him. He's not even prepared to be polite to you so the same applies to you - I hope you left him for dead after the show.

bored1091 4

Monday 16 July 2012 13:56

Wow amazing guy you picked to go with

spotthefuckup 2

Monday 16 July 2012 13:58

If i were you, i'd be talking to a next guy in a front row or maybe choose another movie to watch. Then either get out there with another guy totally ignoring his ass

perdix 29

Monday 16 July 2012 14:00

You should have straddled him and started making out and grinding all over him. The whole row would clear out and then you can have your own seat. Problem solved. YWIA.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 16 July 2012 16:11

Pfft, the pervs wouldn't move.

perdix 29

Monday 16 July 2012 16:45

Then the joke would be on the boyfriend. He'd have to have hot monkey sex with you instead of seeing the movie he paid for. That's pretty good revenge, I'd say!H

Keliosan 6

Monday 16 July 2012 14:03

Time for revenge! Invite him on another date, but show up late and with someone else. Completely ignore him and enjoy said date.

perdix 29

Monday 16 July 2012 14:28

Nice thought, but kind of time-consuming. Why not give a handjob to the stranger you sit next to in the front row, then wipe your hands on your date's shirt after the movie?

Ugi 26

Monday 16 July 2012 14:30

Excellent plan! Better still, have the "someone else" go in ahead and keep you a really good seat, then turn up late, pick up the ******** and abandon him to find a seat while you go and cosy up to your real date!