By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You're lucky no one cut your head off with a chainsaw. No, not because you looked like a zombie, but because your dancing sucked.

anoellem 1

I don't like angry Doc he scares the shit out of me

What, isn't that how you kill zombies? Wow, no sense of humour, you people.

seriouslythat 6

This is the first time I've seen doc actually thumbed down

Doc, thats how I kill bad dancers. They spin right onto the blade. Zombies? I'm more into guns for that. Don't wanna get too close.

Dead woman dancing. Great job! Try stretching out first. Or, do as I do: shake all your spazziest dance moves out while you're still at home getting ready. Just loosen up and lose the stiff upper...limbs?

Hiphuray4peas 27

"'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night..."

KiddNYC1O 20

That's what I thought as well. Pretty cool when all the zombies dance in sync.

fthislyfe 22
fuqsam 5

I started singing this as soon as I read this FML hahaha now it's going to be stuck in my head for days!!! Hahaha

You should dress like a zombie more often.

Oh, OP. I feel you. I've been told I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld. Opposite end of the spectrum, equally as awkward (if not more so)...

No way that's not bad, that's fricken awesome!

That just made me laugh lol thank you so much

maybe you danced like zombies in thriller. if so that is awesome

Trisha_aus 15

Can you make a living out of that? Kids like zombies no?

glee_club 0

Don't worry I can't dance either. The first time I danced in front of my one friend she seriously thought I was in pain and told me to sit down and relax.