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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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You deserved it 1 913

By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By Tag - 07/09/2015 00:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:07

YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.

BelleElle_fml 5

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:03

and you couldn't tell?

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awesum_cre8iv0ne 0

Monday 28 June 2010 9:42

whoa...awkward!

waffenfabrik 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 5:43

You are a ****. After only a few hours, you tried to kiss him? Disgusting. To hell with you! And to him!

phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 15:58

Why to him? He probably didn't know she was interested in him like that before that point.

delfoxio 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:00

#177 you must live in 1920. i've made out with girls i've known for less than an hour as have most of my friends. so no, she's not a ****

SheoDagana 0

Monday 9 August 2010 10:24

If it seems too good to be true... it probably is!

yaldo_fml 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 15:50

Well the party is already screwed cuz there's one ****, if there are more, it's even worse.

shuffleknight 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:14

What a fag.

partyfail 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:57

Ydi. Though I have had many girls do this to me and im gay. I've never reacted like that though.

greenorange75 8

Monday 14 May 2012 22:27

Exactly why I started viewing Republican.

roxstarpony 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:57

Well that's one way to force him out of the closet...

tiggerz 6

Monday 21 January 2013 3:53

Haha next time let the guy lean in so this wouldn't happen

ThatBoredGuy 4

Monday 26 August 2013 4:37

pushed you ? that's ToughGay

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