By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."

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LaurenLo 17

Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

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Malcazar 22

by any chance were you interviewing with your 30 yr stepbrother in tuxedos?

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Sorry. Already made the reference. And it's 40.

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emilyjgraham 34

Actually 26 although he may be referring to the same thing as you, it's differently worded. Very differently worded. And you may not have meant to come across like an arse, you did and there wasn't much need for it. How about great minds think alike or something like that? I'm sure there's plenty of people going to think of same thing as you did so don't be so aggressive.! :)

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starile 19

... I'm sorry, What was so aggressive about 26's comment? It looks like a statement of fact.

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emilyjgraham 34

Do you not think he sounds a tad abrupt with the full stops?

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perdix 29

I'd be more concerned if you got a follow-up interview -- some people have weird fetishes. If said interview is scheduled for a remote motel or the forest, don't go!!!

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starile 19

Jacuzzi, however, just fine! Bubbles everywhere!

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MidnaLink 33

If it's a natural bodily function such as flatulence, then the interviewer shouldn't hold things like that against the interviewee. Just rotten luck.

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iajm02 13

Why wouldn't he hire you? You seem real funny!

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every1luvsboners 11

I prefer a potential employee to flatuate in my presence so I can determine if it smells like semen or not. If so, you're hired on the spot.

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EpicSquishii 21

I honestly have no idea why I found this so funny.

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ShyAnn29 14

If you don't get hired because of that, that is just wrong, everyone has bodily functions!

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perdix 29

So, it wasn't a typo on your resume when you said your college degree was a "Bachelor o fArts."

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