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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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The trumpet of success

By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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Too trusting

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00

Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML

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That one special feeling

By Chris - 23/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML

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Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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Recruitment hell

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML

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Thanks for coming in, Mr Belch

By ZG1 - 13/02/2021 20:00

Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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Saturday 28 September 2013 5:03

"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."

LaurenLo 17

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:03

Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

Comments

DuEpikThangs 13

Saturday 28 September 2013 8:44

ALWAYS hold them in until ur alone lol

jrock9093 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 8:57

I'm proud of you for a normal bodly function keep on juicing and fibering up :)

shelbie_garcia 6

Saturday 28 September 2013 10:41

At least your body functions work!

jw90 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 11:47

Just stay positive. Maybe the next interview will go better than this one.

kasmol 16

Saturday 28 September 2013 16:00

After the fart, you should have jumped up and confidently stated, "I AM THE GAS MASTER AND I WANT TO WORK FOR YOU!" At that point you had nothing to lose, and the humor might have saved the interview.

protoskore 27

Saturday 28 September 2013 19:35

Look at where this took place. Western humor may not be the best solution

kasmol 16

Sunday 29 September 2013 6:45

Fuckem if they can't take a joke.

Epikouros 31

Saturday 28 September 2013 17:43

The most successful job interview I had was when I had dog shit on my shoes. I was so preoccupied with cleaning my shoes that I forgot to be nervous about the interview.

MrsAlexander83 10

Saturday 28 September 2013 19:43

Oh you must've been really nervous. Invest in some Gas-X. Those things are a blessing!! Good luck on finding a job!

cookie1207 19

Saturday 28 September 2013 19:43

Hahahahaha lmfao

CHUBBYninja 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 21:01

one cheek sneak is where its at to ease that painful gas

tbabyfosho 7

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:30

reminds me of the gas-x strips commercial. (anyone remember that) well except he did not expell that gas. sorry OP. if they dont call you back screw em!! also, may the force be with you on your job hunt. It's a cruel (?) world out there!!