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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
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OhHerrrooo 0

any man who would accept a phone call from their wife is obviously not trying to hide anything- therefore, probably always wears his ring- therefore, YDI for not doing a ring check

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Sygonus 0

Meh. I think that often one person considers it "flirting" while the other person is just trying to be sociable. It could be only the OP thought they were "really hitting it off" while the dude just thought he was being friendly.

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giganticbrain 0

First off, the dude wasn't cheating on his wife. I mean, I personally don't constitute talking to another person as "cheating". And anyway, I think this person took his talk the wrong way. This could have been simple small talk for the guy, but because the OP found the man to be attractive, of course she would interpret it as flirting. It's all objective, and the OP probably made it sound biased.

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Julianneisasmurf 0

I think this was a date and he was cheating. Therefore, fyl and I hope you'll find a nice singel guy :)

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skybeau 0

If he really was cheating, why would he take a call from his wife halfway through the so-called "date"? If he were *trying* to cheat, wouldn't he take the call and then tell OP it was just some friend of his? How the hell is this an FML? Going to a social event with someone does not constitute a date! I doubt OP even thought it was a date, as they would probably have mentioned it in the FML (i.e. "Today, I went on a date with a coworker"; or, "Today, I went on what I thought was a date"). It seems to me like OP thinks their life is ****** just because a guy she flirted with has a wife.

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Randomxnp 10

Awesome is an adjective, not an adverb. Just for using truly horrible language you really deserve this and far worse.

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StealthStorm67 0

wtf? She didn't use it as an adverb.. Go kill yourself dude.

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blastvortex 3

It's true that she didn't use an adverb, and that's precisely the problem. She tried to use a predicate adjective when she'd already used a participle. The two are incompatible. The phrase would've worked had she said, "things were going [awesomely]," or, "things were awesome." Note that the word "awesomely" is entirely optional in the first example - you either go with it or go without it; the word "awesome" doesn't work in that case. Unfortunately, the sentence is a run-on since she apparently doesn't know the differences between a comma and a semicolon. I find this latter issue to be more annoying than the previous problem.

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_neutrality 0

Not all men wear their wedding rings, my father doesn't because he doesn't like jewelery, at all. XD I do think it was a date type situation because she said she went "with" him to a social event, like a party I assume. FYL OP.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

true. my hubby doesn't wear a ring because his finger is too damn skinny.

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lmmmr 0

Oh, pimpin88 and his prepubescent nonsensical rambles. I can always count on you when I forget about the amount of idiocy and ignorance in the world. I hope that you never grow up and pull your head of your ass, and can maintain your innocent stupidity forever. Just never vote, mind you.

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noshitsherlock 0

Wow, stop complaining, you loser. He was NEVER yours, so what have you lost? NOTHING! Get over it.

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FerrariCake 2

So did he nail you after he hung up with her? I hate these FMLs where the real story is what happens NEXT and they don't tell it.

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