Love: Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend...

By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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TMI

By awkwardturtle - 25/01/2013 05:31 - Canada - London

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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BlinkOnceForYes 0

Monday 5 October 2009 10:26

If she wanted you to wear a thong, she should buy you a thong.

Rx_man1 0

Monday 5 October 2009 9:54

#3 chill the **** out it's not even your life and u get all crazy ha ha loser

Comments

plexico 3

Monday 5 October 2009 16:41

Wrapping one item inside another is a common method of shoplifting and almost a perfect one at that. If the cashier doesn't find the inner item, the crime goes undetected. But if they do find it, whoops. How did that get in there? Of course, my knowledge of mall security practices was obtained from "Paul Blart, Mall Cop."

rockmaster 1

Monday 5 October 2009 17:30

guys who buy thongs because their girlfriend asks them to have girlfriends who laugh about them behind their backs and joke with their friends about what they talked their idiot boyfriends into doing for a little nookie. She'll be asking you to shave your junk next. Don't do it.

Laiaira 0

Monday 5 October 2009 17:30

Wow - you know, you can order stuff like that online... saves you the embarrassment!

totalbadass 0

Monday 5 October 2009 17:55

YDI for being whipped.

slittle210 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:00

aha, your a good boyfriend.

funny7777 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:29

number 16 is funny. and right. ha. this fml is funny i think.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:57

Cashiers do that on purpose to embarass you.

i_got_it 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:58

Yoo.. Your girlfriend got you pimped... Theres plenty of other ways to get laid buddy. You doing all that for like.. no reason..

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:07

No one really cares if you buy a thong or not. If it's that much of a big deal to you, you could pretend you're buying them as a gag present for a friend's 21st. I can't tell you how many of my male friends end up getting thongs for their 21st as a gag present.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:59

Wait, what? So why is this an FML, exactly? Everyone buys naughty things every now and then. Man, I hate how people can't feel like they can... Seriously, went to a sex shop last week and was nervous as hell, then realized, "wait, why am I nervous? not like nobody else has done this before, I MEAN HELL THE SHOP EXISTS FOR A REASON..."