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By lonelyniceguy - 24/03/2010 23:50 - United States

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Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML
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FYLDeep 25

They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.

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playalovegame 0

fyl... at least they left the room first.

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JessieWallis 0

hahaha! first :)

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d119 0

lol did you put an aphrodisiac in their meal haha

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bettadenne1 0

well at least u have food while ppl are starving in africa...selfish jerk.

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RaptorJeezus 1

Did someone say threesome? OH YEEAAH! *Pelvic thrust*

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someone2me2 1

the answer is poison

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ChocolateTazer 0

Should've asked to join. And lol RaptorJeezus.

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Allybuns 0

uh no maybe if op was a girl but who has sex with there sister?

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acoti 0

That's what happens when you're nice. People take advantage, whether intentional or not. Don't stop being nice though.

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silentfog 0

it would be a brother sister and boyfriend threesome what's wrong with you guys

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metalfan333 0

hahahah 71!!! xD wincest!!

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mcme 0

Lol did u put Viagra in the dinner you gave to the guy hopefully?

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GENeSiS_32 0

Oh **** off, queer bag.

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AA357 0

hahhhahahahaha I was gonna say that

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cincyboy 0

if you are a boy if I were you I would have beat the shit out of your sisters boyfriend and then kicked his ass out

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ryguy1997 0

shoulda put laxatives in 'em so they crapped in the middle of it.

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Yaseeher 0

Thank God i have an Iphone ...and headphones. FYL

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garuru 4

op is eating sandwhich ( takes a bite ) ohh yea put in your mouth! haha

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jackjackisme 0

that's what you get for making your sister and her boyfriend dinner

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Rickymonkeypants 0

lol tween =)

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ChocolateTazer 0

Ignorance is on a telling-off spree damn.

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tinkerbell1357 0

Ima tween and I'm polite.. yay me

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Peacemaker9 7

98- yay u now **** u...... srry I couldn't resist saying that ....... I'm jking honestly I am I'm not really trying to be mean.......I thought it wood be funny is all........

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greendaygirl999 5

I think if they thought she would be good in a threesome, they would have asked her. Obviously she's not.

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Peacemaker9 7

lol 7 is a win!!!!!!

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b52man 6

Dude that's messed up it's his sister

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Eddie_Paints 0

You shoulda stayed on the kitchen! (And made some sammiches for when they were done!

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FYLDeep 25

There's a guy about 3 FML's up that sure would appreciate a sandwhich.

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FYLDeep 25

They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.

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x805xUnknown 6

Dinner and an audio?!

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bugmenotmofo 34

op is a man dipshits

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fisheatsbear 6

and because of the revelation of op's gender i now think op is gay

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