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Stress test
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Hard no
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Interviewer's note: Can't handle stressful situations.
Got so nervous that you forgot to breathe eh OP?
last night I read peed until this morning I read it again
what
Don't go in there thinking you're getting interviewed. Think of it as a meeting. They already have your app/resume. Be formal and polite and ask them more about the job, growth potential and 401k. Never bring up your actual salary till there is a job offer. These are all things you really should know before deciding if you want a job and it should help you feel a bit less like you're on an auction block. Might also help you avoid taking a job that makes you post more here lol.
Holy crap #37, that's such a healthy way to look at it! I should go write that life-advice down somewhere :)
That must have been a massive pimple
Good job, your already sleeping on the job... Disappointing behaviour this will be noted
Well that's one memorable moment...
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So did you get the job ?
I would hire you just to see you passout again