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definitely got the wrong FML
well that sucks. you could try and explain this to the interviewer?
OP needs a beer
this FML sounds like something that would happen to me.
Isn't it "Shoulda had a Red Bull?"
now that I think about it the tuxedos are kinda ****** up
did anyone notice the typo?! he passed out in the middle of the it.
66- She meant what she said and she said what she meant. An OP is faithful, 100 percent.
looks Like someone needs stress medication
24- you realize that Red bull doesn't give you wings it clots your veins.
Sorry I was supposed to say 44 not 24.
77 so those bumps on my back aren't wings starting to grow?
V8 is good
what was your answer to the "do you work well under pressure" question?
OP you should tell him/her that you passed out from him/hers good looks. that should et you the job:)
2- As a lawyer would say "asked and answered"! My question is ... did the interviewer give you mouth to mouth? This could be good or very very bad!!
What are you talking about?
Well, get ready for another year of research.
It must suck passing out "in the middle of THE it"
the it you say?
Yes, "the it". The reason OP passed out is primarily because s/he doesn't know how to string a proper sentence. Hence, s/he is illiterate.
Wow 28. That's a little extreme. It's obviously just a typo. I'm an English language teacher and a bit of a grammar Nazi as a result (though I rarely comment on it unless the person is obnoxious) and would never assume OP was illiterate or couldn't string together a sentence based on this typo. And since it's my job to actually make determinations like that, I'd say you're being a little ridiculous.
And just for the record, the correct idiom you were looking for was "string TOGETHER a proper sentence". Seems you forgot a word there as "string a proper sentence" is not a proper sentence. Based on your logic, and the fact that you made a very similar typo, should we assume you're illiterate?
You guys aren't getting it. She saw the clown from "The It" in the office and was so scared that she passed out.
Pennywise lives.
ok man chill people talk let them
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what was your answer to the "do you work well under pressure" question?
Should've had a V8!