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By Dreadge - 15/01/2010 19:37 - Israel

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By BDSarah - 17/09/2019 16:00

Today, my mom introduced me to everyone we met as her "special needs child." They all seemed to believe her. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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By dinosawerr - 05/05/2009 12:42 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike with my parents. They make me wear a helmet when I'm with them. Some college age kids drove past and yelled, "Nice helmet!" My mother then told me, "They like you!" I'm sixteen and my helmet is blue. With flowers. FML

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By FianceFlaw? - 25/11/2018 14:00

Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 1:53

Your mom is just dreadful.

txgirl09 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 1:51

Oh parents. They're too much.

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Wofford1991 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:03

haha wow . kinda your fault in a way . dreads are disgugsting. but look on the bright side , your mom loves you(: lol

daneeyoll 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:25

that is cute lol

goodnightpunpun 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:45

Agree, that's cute :D

Nic_hole 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 7:33

hahaha gawd that suxx!!

logieebearr 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 7:35

idk why people get so embarrassed their parents..they do that lol

thekingjoe90 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 10:06

tell her to **** off

ThatWasPathetic 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:05

FYL? Seriously? This is lame by most standards. Sadly, a lot of these are just that, lame...

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 13:12

woah you should tell her arms length away from you lol yea but F Y L

me5 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:58

People... Love your mothers. You'll have only one!

Anteezy 7

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:21

You just gotta love moms and the new and ingenious ways they find to embarrass you.

killerj 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:05

wow u r obviosly a fag if u have dreads

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML

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