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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 17:36 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML

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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 22:35 - Italy - Milan

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 17:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me. So she broke up with me first. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 21:30

Today, I finally left my bitch girlfriend with her son, who has difficulties and violence issues. Now everyone is telling me I should go back, because the kid needs a father, never mind that I’m depressed and in therapy for suicidal urges. Guess my mental health doesn’t matter. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 10:00

Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML

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thenewgirl29 20

Saturday 27 December 2014 0:34

If she is abusive towards you, I would have to wonder if her 5 year old is enduring the same thing? If so, I'd say get out of the relationship and look into ways of getting her help.

nataliewby 25

Saturday 27 December 2014 0:31

If you're unhappy, get out the of the situation. Keeping her son happy isn't worth the cost of your happiness

Comments

Parvati48 15

Saturday 27 December 2014 14:36

That was probably her plan all along to keep you there OP. You should leave while you still can, the longer you stay the harder it will be. Good luck. :/

mooneydennehy 4

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:01

Have you considered that she felt the breakup coming on and put her kid up to it? Run

misterjez 15

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:46

Fwiw the fml says her son, not his...

Baka_Me 23

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:59

Take the child and run

YourProblemsSuck 2

Saturday 27 December 2014 18:23

The apple doesnt fall far from the tree. Get out when you can.

charliewhippet 9

Saturday 27 December 2014 19:24

She probably had a hunch you were planning to dump her and told him to say that...

liza1922 7

Saturday 27 December 2014 19:45

He's not your kid, she could very well have him trained to so that every time she is about to get dumped

tivio 1

Saturday 27 December 2014 21:16

he is HER son, not yours, just move out and you will be happy with your own child with a good loving person not a psycho bitch...

lalallaaidk 6

Saturday 27 December 2014 22:31

If your trying to do the right thing. The sooner the better. It's gonna happen eventually. and plus hes not even gonna remember you in a couple years.