Miscellaneous: Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never...

By muffincakess - 21/01/2010 00:55 - France

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

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By Unfortunate Painter - 23/11/2012 02:56 - United States - Merced

Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 07:00 - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 07:24 - South Africa

Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents brand new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By usafprog - 27/07/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, while spray painting a rocking horse for my kids I left the can outside in the sun. When I picked it up it was hot to the touch and I dropped it. It exploded on impact and now I am more blue than the rocking horse. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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You deserved it 779

By peepeepainter - 07/01/2014 02:25 - United States - Jasper

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 9:28

I bet you don't know how to work a seat belt or a light switch either, please bring an escort the next time you leave the house.

Jesta05 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 9:25

WTF u managed to get it past ur hand? onto ur face? geez ur supertalented.

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rude_21 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:06

YDI for being stupid and illiterate.

Chillz 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:07

So you've don't know how to use a spray paint can? then you don't know how to use hairspray, non stick cooking spray, endust, wd-40, bug spray, foaming window cleaner, spray on deodorant, and about a million other things. You my friend FAIL AT LIFE!

krgman 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:18

fakeee

razz122 5

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:32

Theres an arrow on the nozzle telling you which way to point it dumbass.

portablecupid 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:35

darwinism.

kittenizer 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:11

Hey, you're like this guy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-hsIPBKKA WWWWWWWHUPS.

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:54

Holy ******* shit OP. I've used spray cans before, just not deodorant, so I kinda know where you're coming from. WHEW, my poon smells like dog shit!!

imperfectclarity 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:21

Well thank goodness we have you around to stereotype.

lettertjes 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:19

If you submit an FML and your IP doesn't say where you're from (for instance, because you submitted it using a cellphone), it automatically says it's from France. So most of the supposedly French FMLs are not actually French.