By bummer - 25/11/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
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Phusion 0

who the **** drives to the police station to report a theft? have you heard of a telephone?!?

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happyhak 5

Did someone swindle your tyres while they were at it?

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CallMeHush 0

Just a thought, you might want to look outside every now and then. And all those suspicious noises at night, there is a reason they are called suspicious .

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Jeef27 0

ouch! so did you take the battery out of your car and put it in your mom's car? lol

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Sofamonster 0

Omg, someone is stealing a whole car, piece by piece!

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twistedspeaker 0

Who the hell goes to the police to report a stolen car battery? That makes no sense.

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Jonathan33 0

that's sooo gangsta son! haha suburbs these days...always trying to be ghetto

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lifesfailure 4

just take the battery from your car and put it into your mom's can and say that somebody stole your gas and your battery

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thatbloke 0

Car batteries aren't always interchangeable.

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whatsisface 0

it's called a phone

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COBRAMORPH 0

Considering you are a woman, you probly just ran out of gas.

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eleutheros 3

Seriously, cut out that sexist shit, man.

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