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who the **** drives to the police station to report a theft? have you heard of a telephone?!?
when i was a kid i went to court to pay my first ticket being under 18 i had to bring a parent went to go home somebody stole battery in front of courthouse still had to pay fine plus battery cost and new cables because the cut them
Uhm, things called a phone. Or you could have switched your battery over to her car to get it started. YDI.
You know you can't apply a report by phone, right? Either way, FYL OP. :/
oops wrong fml
there's this magical thing they invented called a phone. you call 911 or your police stations number which can be found on the front page of the phone book (this thing has its own book that comes out every year) and you call them and let them know that way. also better idea if you have some know how, take your battery out and put it in your mom's car. hopefully there is still gas in that car
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who the **** drives to the police station to report a theft? have you heard of a telephone?!?
**** your neighborhood