Transportation: Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol...

By gui909 - 09/12/2008 07:01 - France

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

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By O__o - 09/12/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

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By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

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By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose,150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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identikit 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:39

You know they probably would have let you use the pump first if you asked.

thatsucked64 0

Friday 27 March 2009 1:00

at least they're small tanks.

Comments

omgzdude 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:07

they're just motorists! they won't hurt you!

futuremarine5 4

Friday 30 July 2010 15:28

I wouldn't put your money on it

Notastalker 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:18

YDI for calling it a petrol pump, you sad Aryan German.

RyanKaufman 7

Monday 28 December 2009 0:30

#15 You sad stalker in denial And also, I've had this happen to me almost, except I saw they all went into the gas station and I went over to one about a mile down, when I went back past the gas station they were in they were only half way done and there was like 15 of them.

Compass 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:14

That was very polite of you, but they could have passed you like anyone else. Do you pull over for motorcycles or all vehicles in general?

kppadgett 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:48

serves you rightfor living in a socialist country. I can only imagine your one of the Jack asses who was rioting last time I was in France.

hypnos_fml 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 18:21

why would you pull over with less than a kilometer to your destination, I pull over for bikes myself because I drive one to and it's nice but with only a km I'm sure they wouldn't have minded

jaytee1994 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:55

who pulls over when your driving down the road to let motorcycles pass!? is it just me or is tht just plain weird?

jennifernorvell 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:35

Why let them pass ? **** them

agentx52 13

Tuesday 21 August 2012 23:01

Is it a law there that you have to pull over for motorcyclists? If the answer is no, you deserve it.

Perry85 42

Sunday 22 December 2013 19:56

I would of asked if you could fill up. Most bikers are nice despite the "hardcore asshole" stereotypes. If you asked nicely I'm sure one would of let you go before them so you wouldn't of had to wait for 35 bikers.