By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML
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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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blakeyboy22 12

At least he didn't try to have you tested for an STD

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dereksboo44 16

I would like to think Doctors know the difference between razor burns and sexually transmitted diseases. If not, theres a problem!

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kuro21 20

Hey man. He cares enough to make sure you're shaving right.

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man_in_black08 28

sounds like something the doctor from family guy would say :p

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Tangyphoenix 9

Was your Doctor's name Charles by any chance?

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zhifii 16

aaand what is the "life *******" thing in here?

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Brittin8or 12

It was probably embarrassing for the Op

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HairIsEverything 15

Like #18 said it was probably embarrassing. Also a lot of FMLs are meant to be funny and witty. After all FML is all about laughing with/at another's misfortunes and ridiculous stories!

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damndre 14

Your doctor is a badass lol

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hammonds92 21

Could've been old man balls Amazing doctor tho

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calucalay 13

My doctor calls me kiddo. Not what you want to hear when your legs are up in the air and he's looking at your hooha.

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