By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML
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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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CandyApple88 13

next time use the clippers and trim to 2mm. at that length, the hair is long enough to be soft and not rub your skin when it folds.

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ashweaver 12

Props to your doctor for a sense of humor

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gintwinsmoore 20

that's hilarious!!!!

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Omniprism 14

Apply shaving cream to soften the hair, shave in the direction of the hair growth and apply a good lotion afterwards.

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middlenamefrank 8

Really? You had to be told by your physician to use shaving cream when shaving sensitive skin? Sorry but....YDI.

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jake_tay01 6

I go to school with this guy. Tomorrow is going to be awkward...

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mstosha 6

"dickenpox" i must find a way to use this word in my daily life haha

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alanharvey15 13

well at least your girl friend won't be psissed you did no shave

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