By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML
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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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finalyearsofhate 22

your doctor is awesome! humor is necessary in medicine.

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CitricAcid 21

Real men don't shave their pubes, they embrace it as a manly protection for their dick

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flopstar 21

If we were to ever date, you better ******* keep it clean down there.

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1sickcivic 15

razor burn isn't that bad you could of forgotten to shave and went with a curly bush

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slutfactory 17

I'd have to argue and say that razor burn is pretty bad.

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abNormal62 23

Hopefully it wasn't combined with the case of small....pox

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abNormal62 23

Could have been worse could have been small dicken pox.....

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allyiscute1 22

Your doctor is awesome! Lol

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WOTAN1488 24

That is hilarious lol no FML for anyone, just lols.

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Cassandra2015 21

he's got a good sense of humour, that doc of yours ...

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