By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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zebocattle132 6

I hope you leave your wife, but still keep connections with the child. You still raised her so that must account for something.

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Lackingman 8

You should still take responsibility for the child though.

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Unlucky1232 20

who created her doesn't matter. If u raised her, u are her father.

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FabulousNeko 11

Oh, dear. Sir, your wife is a *****.

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hypernova101 11

wow.. just wow.. I was in a similar predicament, minus the tattoo and marriage, but the number of people who could be the father? I never imagined it could be that much worse.. I genuinely feel for you dude..

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Liphaem5 22

She is still your daughter OP, biology counts for a lot less when the parent/s care enough to have their child's name tattooed on their skin. All the best with figuring out what to do about your relationship with your wife though

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