By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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that_geibel_girl 15

First off your wife is a *****. And why would he need permission from his wife whenever he was tattooing his believed child? I'm adopted so even if you are not the father if you want you can still take care of the child if you want. You could also fight for full custody because obviously she's not fit to be a mother.

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tjw1616 21

so sorry op :( hope you find someone that deserves you!

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UmbreonKirby 14

Wow...I don't know what's worse. The fact that it happened, or how people out there in this world genuinely believe he deserved it...

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bluntmanhaze 3

Wow what a lil bitch another thing u should run by her before doing something hahaha

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cronagorgon 11

Take the kids inside and kick her outside

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dannnngthatsux 19

What a skankasaur! Sorry to tell you dude, the courts are going to make you pay child support even if she's not yours. When you started taking care of her they say that even though you didn't know she wasn't yours, you said yes to a permanent contract. Hope she really is yours.

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