Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist...

By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By asdf1851 - 18/02/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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Crop me out

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 10:00

Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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Hair-raising

By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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Incitatus 0

Monday 22 November 2010 23:02

I'd tap that!

TheB0a 5

Monday 22 November 2010 23:05

So blonde, pink and violet ? I don't think a cheap hooker could afford all those colors =P

Comments

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:03

how much for one night? :)

dexter341 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:09

Meet me at the taco stand downtown

bayoubabie 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 10:21

Salonist? lol

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:59

*used to have black hair with hot pink and purple highlights* THANKS VERY MUCH OP.

sulitak 27

Saturday 6 April 2013 10:42

I was just thinking along those lines... she just insulted anyone who likes colorful hair (just grew out my green and blue hidden highlights)

lolsona33 0

Monday 20 February 2012 1:41

Wow

husky22 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:28

sue em!

Razman201 14

Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:24

Drawing a Blank for ammusing hooker name XD But that sucks!

milady666 2

Friday 4 May 2012 22:28

Salonist? You mean hairstylist. Have them do a bleachwash that will come out in 5 minutes.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:57

I'd rather have hot pink and violet than blonde. Js. YDI for not just having them take the dye out. Judging the circumstances, your stylist would most likely take it out for free. But, if you're sad abou it, remember: that poor girl is blonde now, instead of hot pink and violet.

Steffi 26

Sunday 19 May 2013 9:26

I fail to see how pink and purple hair is more hooker-ish than fake blonde hair. ...Not that I think either is really hooker-ish, I just don't know why OP is being so up themselves by saying that their hair dye is superior.