Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist...

By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By asdf1851 - 18/02/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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Crop me out

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 10:00

Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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Hair-raising

By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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Incitatus 0

Monday 22 November 2010 23:02

I'd tap that!

TheB0a 5

Monday 22 November 2010 23:05

So blonde, pink and violet ? I don't think a cheap hooker could afford all those colors =P

Comments

trese666 0

Friday 26 November 2010 21:23

um I'm a hairstylist and any bright or wacky colors look that way in the bowl too( though natural colors all look tan colored ) so I find this hard to believe. either you're an attention ***** or your stylist was stoned.

kennarama 0

Friday 26 November 2010 23:41

Salonist. Really? Come on! Are you a McDonaldsist?

kizzck 6

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:25

LMAO

Punkroman 5

Saturday 4 December 2010 22:41

you look like nicki minaj lmaoo

cytheria_fml 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 12:46

I thought cheap hookers were blonde.

gabstahhh 8

Monday 3 January 2011 7:14

Faaaaaakkkee.

chickletno1 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:54

demand a refund and a fix

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:36

YDI. Judgmental, much?

abasio 1

Friday 24 June 2011 15:18

Things could be worse you could actually be a cheap hooker! Count your blessings. 1,2,3,4....that's it v

Artemis138 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:34

YDI, colors only make someone look cheap if they're done badly. Just like the blonde highlights you wanted. If they were done badly, you would look like a cheap hooker. Don't be so judgmental.