By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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iRoc46n2 4

Just tell them you're genetically superior

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beammeupscotty 1

Sounds like Syndactyly Type I. I have it. It is genetic. Don't be embarrassed - it's just what makes you unique!

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PollyluvsTigger 2

I am the same and it's why I'll never go to get a pedicure! They never speak English so I'd just be uncomfortable and paranoid the whole time :(

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superbubbles 4

I would wait till they were looking. Then kick them in the face!

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zodiac9catlives 1

At least you don't have all ten toes and fingers webbed together like me.

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helpfulperson 9

Okay, somebody needs to be fired

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canzonetta 16

I hope you either left or refused to pay?

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aliabchal 7

LMAO.. Tears also streaming down my face because I never knew another person to have this condition...! My FATHER, rest his soul, also had "webbed" toes just two, and this is the first time I've ever been compelled enough to comment! I'm sorry this happened to you, please know you made my day to read your post, GOD BLESS U, show em' proud next time!!!

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