Work: Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to...

By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By nevergettingajob - 22/02/2012 18:10 - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By babyfatt - 16/12/2009 08:23 - Australia

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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Double take

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML

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By Miscellaneous - 17/06/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 12:02

i think we've all done that at some point.

GreenMaze 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:23

Is the glass okay?

Comments

Ldesu 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:56

Ah, the power of Windex...

Kilroy15 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:56

your as smooth as sand paper bruuh

Geno0879 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:57

So basically you did your best imitation of the birds from the windex commercials.........kudos!!!

sadkiddie 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:57

I did somethin like this, except with a table of discount DVDs...ya. I think knocking stuff over sucks worse, cause then if your as unlucky as me you can go in for uber clumsy person round 2 and totally bump heads with the guy trying to help you pick stuff up. -_-"

cgchamp89 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 14:06

Yeah but you totally deserve it... OP only slightly deserves it lol

Lolzmeerah 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:04

There's a Justin Bieber in the house!

abby1029 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 22:03

:P lol

holagranola 15

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:10

a lot of people are walking into glass walls / windows these days !

soketgo 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:18

aswww yyyyeah

mccaincracker 6

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:25

" I was just makin sure the glass was sturdy"

snowfox_fml 10

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:29

lmao atleast you didn't break your nose...

CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:39

Buddy, I don't know how old you are. If you're less than 25 I understand, high school was still pretty recent. If you're 30+ you should move on. If you're 40+ you need to get a grip and a wake up call.

thriceforme 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:54

What does the guy's age matter? When you really like someone (even the high school puppy love yada yada), it can make you act goofy sometimes. Odds are, he just has a super shy personality.