Health: Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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Creepy nevertheless

By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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Ethics in medecine

By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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By applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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Patient confidentiality

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 00:01

Today, I got a mammogram, after feeling some discomfort. After the exam, I mentioned to my mother my doctor referred the test, because even though I'm still in my twenties, I have a family history of breast cancer. She told coworkers, friends, and family about my health condition. Now they all know. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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g0dless 15

Monday 29 April 2013 23:43

Aw don't worry OP! I'm sure they've had this happen plenty of times :)

rg350dx 29

Monday 29 April 2013 23:47

Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"

Comments

polevaultbabe 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:37

Well at least you told her how you really felt!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:44

double entendre?

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:39

I posted and saw I duped another. So now thumb me down in shame!

Meme1988 18

Tuesday 30 April 2013 11:04

Oh, you are creepy and weird, lol!! When i went to my doc she told me i am the first one in few days that came clean and smelled good, i feel sorry for some doctors

XxOhItsJessxX 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 13:43

I was going to ask what movie... but then realized that would sound weird for two reasons, 1 because it makes me sound like a perv, 2.... Well, I think I know what kind of movies... LOL

ellharper 6

Tuesday 30 April 2013 13:48

Sounds like a start of a porno

YourVoiceofReasn 6

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:23

Bow chicka bow wow.

finch01 18

Tuesday 30 April 2013 14:25

please keep going..

Eivana 37

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:14

Don't feel bad. If it makes you feel any better, when I was getting an exam by my OBGYN, I was so nervous, I just started laughing hysterically in the middle of the whole thing. Just proves that we act like jackasses when we're uncomfortable! Lol. Just learn to laugh at yourself and it'll be okay... Or else you'll keep looking back on that day and feel humiliated every time.