By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
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g0dless 15

Aw don't worry OP! I'm sure they've had this happen plenty of times :)

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rg350dx 29

Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"

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maosquare 18

When my father got his prostate examined... Let's just say he came back very embarrassed about the things he said.

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netdemon 11

At least you didn't accidentally say "harder"

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Pussycat86 18

Look at the bright side OP, first your fine and there is nothing wrong (I hope) second maybe your doctor is a handsome one and this would be good, breast examined by a hot doctor :D cheer up!

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Faff 20

OP's fine? i read nothing about being fined in the FML

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Pussycat86 18

I was hoping she is, she didn't state other ways so I thought no news is good news, besides if something is wrong I'm sure she will have a more tragic FML to post

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davincidasecond 24

So... I'm guessing you got her number then?

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onorexveritas 23

my first breast examination, her hands were cold... it was awkward

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M3DIC4T3 29

it's not bad OP...Unless you're a male.

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token_blackguy 18

I've seen movies that start out like this.

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happylawyer 16

You should talk to #22. He has seen some GOOD movies that start like that.

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01Ben21 10

That awkward moment when...

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