Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning,...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 04:14 - United States

Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist and I scheduled my next appointment, and she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field called "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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By oops - 02/03/2013 18:32 - Netherlands - Nieuwe-niedorp

Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML

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By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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By Matt - 27/06/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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Thursday 20 September 2012 12:23

The tooth hurts.

perdix 29

Thursday 20 September 2012 12:24

When they tell you to open your mouth, you shouldn't start flicking your tongue around while bursting into tears. Do one or the other, but not both.

Comments

AidenSurvival 7

Friday 21 September 2012 0:39

My niece went to the dentist today. LOL.

jv1991 16

Friday 21 September 2012 5:40

Ummm... yay?

drkate25 30

Friday 21 September 2012 2:30

I'm 25 and I've been going to the same dental office since I was a small child... I can only IMAGINE what my file says "throws trantrums and has been known to bite"? I wonder if they update that....

gc327072 30

Friday 21 September 2012 3:39

Y'all are making me jealous my hygienist is totally a 5.

88vivera 9

Friday 21 September 2012 3:49

Switch dentist!

outoftown 26

Friday 21 September 2012 7:00

And be sure to ask for your records to be transferred ;)

jv1991 16

Friday 21 September 2012 5:39

Hmmmm... makes me wonder what my doctors say about me.

ilovecandie 0

Friday 21 September 2012 6:37

That's incredibly unprofessional! Yes, Dr. are suppose to take notes if you do have a fear, but calling you a sissy, and especially a freak is just mean spirited.

wironandine 8

Friday 21 September 2012 8:02

Did you schedule you next appointment at tooth hurty?

afairshake 8

Friday 21 September 2012 11:14

I was a dental assistant and I can tell you if she wrote that in your chart it's against the law. You can't make comments like that about patients and might I add she broke the HIPPA law by leaving your file where you or anyone else could see it. I'd get her fired and report her if it was me. On a side note maybe don't flirt with the staff if you have awkward.