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By Stormy - 27/02/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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DocBastard 38

You're intolerant because you're STILL IN ******* HIGH SCHOOL. I realise many people here are not from the US, but in Florida (where OP is from), it is illegal to drink under age 21. It's illegal for a reason. To all the idiots here saying "lol kids start drinking at 13 get a life lololooloool" you need to shut your immature, clueless little mouths. I've seen more kids killed while drunk driving than I'd care to mention. I just pronounced an 18 year old dead last week because he thought he could drive drunk and get away with it. He didn't. You can vote me down all you want, but that's the damned truth.

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Buddy360 0

Wow, you shouldn't have been drinking anyway.

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katiemarie23 0

Don't worry, I know how it is. In all honesty alcohol is kinda a waste of money and time, so try and look on the bright side.

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birchknollbabe32 0

ohh sweetie, if your gonna drink, at least star a little lighter if it's your first time.

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Feklfekl2222 32

who hasn't drank I first had a sip of wine when I was six so I knew how much a alcohol I can take I never got really drunk just had enough to enjoy it

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The_Wonderful_Me 0

Aww... Sucks for you OP. :( I can't drink either, I'm only 16. ;P

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The_Wonderful_Me 0

Whoops, didn't read it properly. I'd say you deserve it, but it really isn't my place to judge.

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jeff1900 0

that sucks. but at the same time thats a good thing. cause my dad us an alcoholic

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generator115 2

at least u can be trusted to not drink

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Jonah171 12

Omg. It's amazing how many people in these comments are pointing fingers at the OP like they themselves have never broken the law. People need to lighten up. O.o

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JIMI2000 6

If your in high school you shouldn't be drinking anyway.

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NoImaswan 8

You deserved it for drinking when you shouldn't have been.

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