By Peachtree - 04/06/2018 15:00

Today, I learned that the super cute guy I've been dating for the last 4 weeks is a total gross slob. His house was like a garbage skip, literally ankle deep in garbage, pizza boxes, old crud, and filth. It stank of cat urine and there was poop residue in his toilet bowl. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Details like that don’t matter when urine love.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Sounds like he's already "dumped" himself.

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zuckerburg 21

Why is THIS a solution? Why can't she use the mouth on her to gargle some words with him in conversation to ask him to clean up his act or get a maid if he is too busy being super cute? Why is dumping him an immediate and final solution?

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withered 30

Because people rarely change, especially for others. And I would not want to be near a person that lacks basic hygiene and definitely wouldn't want to be romantically/sexually involved with someone like that. Dump him is also the answer because OP is probably looking for a partner, not a filthy child to clean after.

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RichardPencil 30

I heard no mention of an actual cat. Perhaps the source of the urine smell was a different species?

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RichardPencil 30

Details like that don’t matter when urine love.

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cheesebond 29

I hope he has a cat because that “cat urine” smell can mean he’s smoking meth inside the house. Regardless it’s time to leave.

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chris_lillo 15

You would think he would at least attempt to somewhat clean up for his own girlfriend.

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Davros 12

maybe that's just where he takes girls to see if they stick around because he is actually a billionaire. and maybe that turd residue was left by you.

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Chazzster 28

Dump him and avoid him, never look back.

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TheMean1 6

Goes to show that no one is perfect. Just saying.

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