Intimacy: Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd...

By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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By timmynotjimmy - 28/10/2009 01:28 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

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You deserved it 3 936

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 017

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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Nervous

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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You deserved it 7 033

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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You deserved it 5 116

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

Is she Julia Stiles?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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You deserved it 9 490

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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CookiesNOJ 0

Friday 26 March 2010 8:42

think about it.. is that the only way she can get your attention? then you suck!

lovelyred 0

Friday 26 March 2010 8:45

was having a small penis one of them?

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MeGustaComer 0

Friday 26 March 2010 9:23

Hey, I'm sure many of us would be up for sex, so I don't blame you. Then again, I think you could've seen this coming. 0:

ckrebbs 0

Friday 26 March 2010 9:24

19 your annoying as hell and op all I have to say is hahahahhahaha maybe if u weren't such a **** head of a boyfriend

perdix 29

Friday 26 March 2010 10:31

You're not telling the whole story. She probably asked you to come over to have lunch, and you said no. Watch a movie? Hang out? Talk? No. No. No. "Get it on?" Giggity! That is depressing! You could have saved the day after you display of piggish behavior. "Aw, honey, you're not depressed, you just have the blues. . . like my balls. Let's say we fix both!" That's gotta work.

julieisforlovers 0

Friday 26 March 2010 11:40

love the "giggity!" <3

amazingjane 0

Friday 26 March 2010 11:12

well, stop depressing her and then maybe u can get some cudi.

danii_s2 0

Friday 26 March 2010 11:16

as if you expect it from her, or make/let her promice you something like that. and as if u don't care your making her depressed.

knightknight 0

Friday 26 March 2010 11:39

psycho

ifinishlast 0

Friday 26 March 2010 12:21

you should break up with her for lying to you so that tomorrow I can read an fml she posts about how her bf broke up with her cuz she didn't wanna have sex

jyd62 0

Friday 26 March 2010 12:34

I would not be going back anytime soon unless u r a moron

dynky 3

Friday 26 March 2010 12:40

I think I'd be pretty depressed if I had to bribe my boyfriend with sex to have him spend time with me, and then he got all sulky if I didn't put out.