By anonymous - 23/04/2013 21:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
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EvilUndead 9

Well, if he took a hot bath, warm water would make it easier to peel off.

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flockz 19

i once heard from a monk that female saliva will just take the tape adhesive right off. trust him, he's a monk.

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UnluckyGenius 21

I got excited seeing "Grandmom" thinking troll granny was about to score again. But it's just tape on nuts, I mean who doesn't do that? Completely normal.

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JadeWalker 14

Your grammer sucks.

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morgiepuff 14

And you spelled grammar wrong. Your point is...?

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daydreamer244 13

It sounds like you'll have to be the man in that relationship.

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SWC_Penguin 17

I know you included his age to sort of say "he should be more mature by now," but in this cases I have to say that's pointless because there is no age where this would have been understandable!

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simplysarcastics 26

Age doesn't make people become immune to stupidity. Just whatever you do don't reproduce with an idiot. I wouldn't have not helped him either.

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Zimmington 21

So... you would help him?

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simplysarcastics 26

Lol you know what i mean ;)

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perdix 29

Why is your age relevant?

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apinon246 3

I was thinking the same thing. Who cares how old she is.

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ohSNAPyall 26

He already testied it; that's the problem!

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