By anonymous - 23/04/2013 21:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
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EvilUndead 9

Well, if he took a hot bath, warm water would make it easier to peel off.

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flockz 19

i once heard from a monk that female saliva will just take the tape adhesive right off. trust him, he's a monk.

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xxlizsandraxx 7

if you videotape it, you could make a hardcore **** :-D

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seaman83 8

I know people that do that all the time. They are drag queen hiding their junk. Busted.

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brandonkb93 5

What was he doing with tape that close to his nuts anyway?

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mkcherry 14

is he a cross dresser? Only men I've ever heard of who use tape to hide their penises/testicles. Id look into that.

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Recon1 11

Try taking a training round to the sack.

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Inkedldd 8

He sounds like a smart one ( sarcastically speaking).

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Many aestheticians who do male genital waxing won't wax the scrotum.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Must've listened to that Mojo Nixon song "Gonna Tie My Pecker to My Leg." (Be warned, the lyrics are absolutely filthy and NSFW or kids.)

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girlymae 12

Well hopefully that killed most of possible children so you have lower odds of reproducing with this dummy!

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