By anonymous - 23/04/2013 21:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
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EvilUndead 9

Well, if he took a hot bath, warm water would make it easier to peel off.

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flockz 19

i once heard from a monk that female saliva will just take the tape adhesive right off. trust him, he's a monk.

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callie06 6

I had a grave misunderstanding when I read this too quickly. I thought your boyfriend was taped to the bed at your grandma's house. Thought we had another asshole grandma on our hands.

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Inked0803 12

He has about as much intelligence as a rat turd

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chinagirl3343 8

Might want to reconsider him... The genetic code is NOT strong with this one...

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onime81 2

"which one is yours?" "the one that says bad motherf**er...." =)

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christian_slate 16

Sounds like a bad day if he wanted to get off. Maybe a little inappropriate at his girlfriend's grandma's house, though.

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kitsune3 20

You might want to re-read the fml. It says "when I went home." Meaning that he was at home while she was at her grandma's.

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floatablebullet 7

that poor man

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