By anonymous - 23/04/2013 21:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
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EvilUndead 9

Well, if he took a hot bath, warm water would make it easier to peel off.

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flockz 19

i once heard from a monk that female saliva will just take the tape adhesive right off. trust him, he's a monk.

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finch01 18

pull it off in one quick swift motion.... for him

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Zuul 10

Poor pansy. -.-' Grow a pair and rip the tape off!

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shangstar 7

Didn't it occurred to him before putting tape his nuts that it was going to hurt like hell to take off?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

You may want to make sure he isn't wearing your clothes when you are gone. Sounds like he was trying to "tuck". Drag queens tuck their junk to avoid unsightly bulges while in drag. Some use duct tape for that purpose. Either that or he's just an idiot. Either way FYL.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Yeah, that was my first thought, he was trying to tuck. OTOH, if he's crossdressing, at least there's a relatively harmless explanation for putting tape on his nuts. And on the gripping hand, he should be encouraged to get his own clothes, rather than wearing and possibly stretching OP's. (He'll probably also look and feel better in stuff that fits properly.)

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jem970 19

I havent read all the other comments but I know people have asked and I will to. Why the hell did he tape his ball sack to his leg?!

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MVSK 8

Why would one do that in the first place ?!!!

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HOPPE612 5

why is age a matter in this?

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