Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and...

By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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Sins of the Mother

By speedster - 24/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By NotTakenYet - 05/10/2018 22:05

Today, my mom said she ran into some old coworkers and they asked about me. She was surprised they remembered me, as we only met once. The reason they remembered me is because I fell down the stairs at their house when I was 11. That was 15 years ago. FML

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sdcrazy1018 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:18

At least he came to parent's day

killurbeer 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 18:14

twinklestar you are full of shit!

Comments

frankgrimes 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 14:40

to all those People writing essays for comments, RELAX. anyway WHO CARES. not an FML

SupaSwaggin 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:24

wow, that teacher is an asshole

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:07

Couldve said something back like and you're the teacher no one liked. Wouldn't work if she's really nice though

FarSide 22

Saturday 12 December 2009 17:19

FYL for sure, but not for what your asshole teacher said. No, FYL for deriving some amount of your low self esteem from someone who you could not control. Your father's behavior is not indicative, nor predictive of who you as a person are, nor what you can become. Get some professional counseling or else you may end up an alcoholic...

killurbeer 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 18:14

twinklestar you are full of shit!

Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:17

About what??

iluvlaffing 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:06

Your dad=EPIC WIN

brens64 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:36

props to ur dad he still found time to show up to parents day my parents never showed up to those at least he's a loving drunk

owlowl 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:17

"If I'm such a bad dad, why are we all dancing?"

TryToBeKind 0

Monday 14 December 2009 0:47

That was very unprofessional and rude. I would have said, "Yes, and you must be the teacher who didn't bother to call Children's Services or at least speak to the guidance counselor.