Talk about going commando haha wrong pair of pants buddy

The prairie marmot slowly pops his head up from his burrow. With a keen eye for danger he observes his surroundings. Suddenly a badger appears. He beats a hasty retreat back to his nuts. He has made it. Life is oh so sweet.

YDI for not noticing it. Be glad she didn't call the cops, or you might have wound up having to register as a sex offender the rest of your life.

You could have had the police take you away, count yourself lucky. Simple accident my ass

I really did "lol" in real life. Don't worry OP, most guys have had that happen, most likely more than once.

So you were Laying down and not moving, but thirty minutes later it started to come out? Sounds like someone started having some interesting dreams

Oh come on! If it'svisible that it's a hole, she could have been nicer!

I figured this was a post by a girl because of the tanning.

I had a similar experience once with a pair of my friends shorts that turned out to be transparent when wet.

Maybe it wanted to get tanned too lol