Intimacy: Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend...

By embarrassed niece - 09/07/2013 16:15 - United States - Cumming

Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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Maternal monitoring

By Mils - 26/11/2019 03:00 - Australia - Blackburn

Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 08:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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assassinbanana0 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:36

Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet

isallwaysme 27

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:37

why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.

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assassinbanana0 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:36

Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet

apaloosa_fml_fml 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:54

And holding a cake, that could've been awkward!

RoboCunnilingus 23

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:46

What cake?? The cake is a lie!

KeXu 6

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:15

You're right, 1 and 16. That would make a good FML.

green2go 14

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:18

Please let that be sarcasm

JimmyRustle25 6

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:23

Surprise!

aimee0027 17

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:32

She's referring to another FML 34

fareith 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 13:41

Am I the only one who is wondering why they did this in the baby's room? Kinky

VentingToRandoms 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:06

LOL I remember that post. #1 ftw

NoFlippinWai 24

Friday 12 July 2013 12:30

73. "Baby's room" was probably their room first and still.

Ultimawolf25 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:36

Those monitors can be very dangerous! Who knows what else others have heard! Poor them...

isallwaysme 27

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:37

why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:45

Well if she's not getting any, she might as well enjoy the show!

assassinbanana0 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:48

I'm pretty sure she didn't enjoy hearing her niece have a "satisfying encounter" with her boyfriend

zinoxity 23

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:33

Yeah because everyone enjoys listening to their family members getting off...

Smoldering 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:18

Some people like to listen

zandalee 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 7:38

And some people should be taken away in padded vans...

wolfgold2 20

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:10

and some people like to join...

NoFlippinWai 24

Friday 12 July 2013 12:31

and some take notes.

beehardxcore 26

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:37

Proof that you know what causes a need for baby monitors! Was it at least just an audio monitor, or one of those newfangled video ones? Either way, FYL!!