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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 02:00

Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML

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Emergency!

By Rebecca - 28/05/2021 20:01

Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 774

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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daydreamer244 13

Friday 23 September 2011 0:51

so I guess the colored tape didn't help then?

ihavenosoul 4

Friday 23 September 2011 0:52

Your mom must be so proud.

Comments

ZeroIce 12

Friday 23 September 2011 11:47

Windex!!! :3

ZielZone 4

Friday 23 September 2011 12:08

Please don't breed. Your mom can only do so much to help you with your stupidity.

BritLass 15

Friday 23 September 2011 18:28

This is probably one of the reasons why she only gives you crayons to colour with :D

Raheemdplayer 7

Friday 23 September 2011 19:33

When will Justin Bieber ever learn!?

vettle 6

Friday 23 September 2011 21:39

Don't feel bad we've all done it. Even with the tape on the door.

usnwife 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 5:54

No, no we haven't.

Akers_L7 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:16

Lol that happened to me before, except I was running up the stairs, hit the door, and went flying =

SamIAm15 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 7:03

ur a dumbass. Fail xD

paschale 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 10:32

Darwinism at it's finest

shoneejay 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:53

Too damn funny!

anteup623 14

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:53

I think nature's trying to select you, my dear. It's a little-known fact that the real reason dinosaurs are extinct is because they couldn't remember they had a freaking sliding glass door in the way. DAMN YOU, WINDEX!!!