Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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fyourlife33 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:14

you couldn't wait until he asked like a normal person? and im surprised noone claimed first on these last ones that were posted... there is hope for fml

stephanietong 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:16

Aww ): the movie popcorn goodness D:

Comments

joshwa 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:58

LOL suckaa he probably saw you come in the first time and then leave again

rosstandet 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:25

haha i hope that wasnt me! Doubt it becuase I tried to tell everyone that i didnt give a shit if they had their ticket haha

Manic_Depressive 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:27

HAHA! Dumbass you should have waited until he asked for the ticket!!! YDI!

AAAAHHHH12 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:35

A new diet! Spill the food all over the place and consume only a little of it, genius! :p But I'll give you it was a good idea thinking ahead of time, but that sucks you lost your food. FYL.

Person1233 12

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:44

Were you raped? Did someone take $30000 from you? Did a plane land on you?!? Your life isnt ****** because you spilled some food :/ It still sucks though.

Dalarsco 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:28

You clearly don't understand the point of this site, asshole. I don't get why this is overwhelmingly YDI. She was going to a popular movie and assumed the security guy would want to check her ticket, so she prepared to show it to avoid wasting time. She clearly wasn't comfortable sneaking food in (I assume some people care more about lame rules like that than most of us do) and so bought food there. How did she do anything at all to deserve it?

Subjectzero 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:46

you don't keep your ticket in your hand while you're out of the theater? I would have.

painislife 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:59

Harry potter???

ForestFire0 1

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:02

Oh, boo-hoo. You spilled $15 of crappy popcorn and fake butter.

greenltrn2003 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:43

They get paid for it though. If they start complainin cuz they have to clean up something then maybe they shouldnt work there. On the application you must agree to some janitorial work so. Its hardly F the theater employee's life

IronysMe 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:40

YDI for buying that food--soda is cyanide for the insides, and the popcorn "butter" will pretty much kill you via heart attack, high cholesterol, etc....take your pick--and p.s. it's like $5 for a small drink, aka syrup and sparkling water. Anyway, i used to work at a theater..we appreciate your attempt to be prepared. lol.

invisibl3freddy 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:31

Oh, I understand. She deserved to have all of her money wasted because she bought popcorn with--*GASP*-- BUTTER on it!! Oh, dear, anyone who buys movie food deserves to drop all of their food on the floor of a theater and possibly be late for the movie. How about a glass of STFU, judgmental bastards. You've never taken a sip of a carbonated beverage before? Never eaten anything with butter on it?