Love: Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend....

By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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Zebidee 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:19

Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.

Chaodin 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:59

Wow, a perfect YDI.

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glitchedgamer 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:26

YDI, attention *****. Either that or you're like 12.

Jenmic 14

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:31

Yeah because pretending to be an absolute baby is such a turn on.

Maxaxle 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:38

YLS, but on the other hand your relationship probably isn't very serious if he tried to shush you.

pineappleluvah 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:52

Ugh, you're annoying. I don't even have to spend time with you to know the fact that you're annoying. ANNOYING

iLuvsIt 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:52

um he's not your boyfriend. and he's probably not interested in you at all - in a dark room with the chance of getting caught? his hands should have been all over you.

angtaffe 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:04

wtf!!!!! when i went to see Red my boyfriend held me so that i wasnt scared (and its not a svary movie)

tj79 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:04

why the hell would you cry during a scary movie?? I think you need therapy, because you seem to have major issues.

xGabri3L 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:16

The baby floating was such a douche thing.

DJAMESB 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:18

OMG yall I went to it today with my GF and she was the same way, a little needy and wanting her BF to be a BF, and OP I support what you did and my god your BF sounds like a dip and worthless!!! I was loving to mine...just saying!!! On a side not I loved the ending. Can anybody say Paranormal Activity 3???

kolk777 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:14

Paranormal Activity 3 Oh look! I can say it. :P

DJAMESB 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:38

Good job :) I am kind of put down by all the guys up here that do not know how to treat a girl...funny part is half of them have probably never even touched a girl!!!!!!