Love: Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend....

By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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Zebidee 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:19

Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.

Chaodin 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:59

Wow, a perfect YDI.

Comments

madgrinchhatter 12

Monday 3 December 2012 5:45

Wow, you're dating a guy who is clearly not into you.

jasperito_reyes 6

Friday 14 December 2012 1:46

That sounds like the most obnoxious thing I've EVER heard. Why would you purposely ruin a movie for him (and probably everyone else around you)? I'm a girl and I would have dumped you if I were him... That's so pathetic. To fake cry? How do you not realize you are manipulating him? I wouldn't be surprised if he dumps you.

Cloeeewashere 8

Saturday 19 January 2013 7:23

I would've moved seats too.

nick3600 22

Tuesday 19 November 2013 1:07

Wow... fail

Goodliife 13

Monday 2 June 2014 13:01

i'd have done the same.. (y)

Ohitsariel 25

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:29

youre a psycho. men can't read between the lines that well, just hold his ******* hand if you want to hold it.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:42

He just wants to see a movie.

sharond23 10

Tuesday 6 March 2018 15:39

god you are pathetic. whsts with all the needy girlfriends on here?

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 12 August 2018 8:35

Take his hand or put his arm around you. Don't pretend to anything. Men can't read your mind and you sound annoying.

IThriveWithYourPain 14

Saturday 19 January 2019 6:11

The paranormal activity movies are probably the least scary mainstream horror movies I ******* laugh at them and watch them for the sole purpose of amusement